I never thought I would experience such an adventure. My only ambition on this rainy Sunday morning was to reach the nearest supermarket before the fateful hour of noon, the time at which the latter was supposed to close its doors.

And so, in the Liddl car park, my eyes still cloudy from one of those crazy nights of drunken introspection, I came across this most improbable turd, lying on the ground and standing up, like a trophy.

A turd of a stature that I would never have believed possible until that beautiful July morning. This immense dropping, the origin of which must in my opinion defy all human understanding, unless it found its origin, I fear, precisely in humans...