- You know, I really would have loved to recontact you earlier but telling the truth, I had a lot to do between the different people who came to visit the apartment, the very demanding work that I have and also my studies, because you know how much it's important to me to obtain results that match my expectations. 

- Yes, I have no trouble imagining the picture, my dear... I am well aware of the human involvement that is yours and all that consideration that you will show to your future roommates. This is by the way evidenced by the filth on the bathtub, but also the condition of the kitchen. But I think the smell of piss in the toilet might be the highlight of the show. 

- Come on, I've been making effort lately... 

- Yeah it's true that there weren't as many dead bottles last time... We can now say that you have started to cultivate great self-respect !

- So you're openly making fun of me, ultimately ! 

- You know me, I wouldn't dare to do so ! 

- Well, and for the time-consuming work and the studies in which I am supposed to be 200% invested, it's okay, or...?

- Hit or miss... Didn't you speak to a certain Emilie on a dating app who screwed you over, by chance ? The date was Saturday evening, around 7 PM... 

He stood up rather abruptly, his gaze fixed on the ground. He was now thinking intently about the bullshit he could serve to her, the junk-cook of a pseudo-loving relationships.  

- And wasn't it around 7 PM that you sent me a message ? 

- MMMh, yes, possible...

- Then you probably didn't realize that your plan B was also this famous Emilie G, 1m68 from London ?